Simple, fast and fabulous
We took the promises
off the pouch.
An instant coffee blend with ginseng, green tea and garcinia cambogia. What is in it is on the pack, in full. That is the whole pitch now.
Day blend
The Day Edition Instant Coffee Blend
4 pack sizes
WaitlistDay and Night
The Day and Night Bundle
Out of stock
WaitlistDecaffeinated
The Night Edition Decaf Instant Coffee Blend
Out of stock
WaitlistChocolate mocha
The Chocolate Mocha Edition Instant Coffee Blend
Out of stock
WaitlistDay blend
28 Day Weight Loss Program
Out of stock
WaitlistDay blend
6 Month Weight Loss Program
Out of stock
The daily thing
One sachet, hot water, stir
No machine, no filter, no waiting. Here is what it actually looks like.
The full list
Four things. That is the list.
We say what is in it. We do not say what it does. The complete ingredient and allergen information is printed on every pouch.
Instant coffee blend
The base. It is mostly this.
Ginseng
A root, ground fine.
Green tea
Leaf, dried and milled.
Garcinia cambogia
A fruit rind.
The Night Edition is the same list, decaffeinated. The Chocolate Mocha Edition adds a chocolate mocha flavour.
What changed
We made claims we could not back up.
The regulator told us so, and we were slower to act than we should have been. Those claims are coming off, and they are not coming back.
If you bought from us expecting something and did not get it, that was not a failure on your part. There was nothing to do right. The claim was ours and it was wrong.
The name
The skinny. The lowdown. The inside scoop.
We are called Skinny Coffee Club. For most of the time we have existed, we meant that the way you would expect.
It means something else now. The skinny is the lowdown, the bit someone tells you when they have stopped selling to you.
We know how this industry works because we ran the playbook. So we would rather tell you how the trick works than do it to you again.
“What is in the pouch is on the pouch, in full.”
It is coffee.
Have a cup or do not.
The Day Edition is in stock. The Night Edition and the Chocolate Mocha Edition are not, and there is a waitlist for both.
Tracked UK delivery
Plain packaging, on every order.
30-day guarantee
Money back if it is not for you.
Vegan friendly
Blended and packed in Britain.
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