About us
We took the promises
off the pouch.
We are called Skinny Coffee Club. For most of the time we have existed, we meant that the way you would expect.
We made claims about what this blend could do that we could not back up. The regulator told us so, and we were slower to act than we should have been. Those claims are coming off, and they are not coming back.
If it did not work, that was not you
If you bought from us expecting something and did not get it, that was not a failure on your part. There was nothing to do right. The claim was ours and it was wrong.
What the name means now
The skinny. The lowdown. The inside scoop.
We know how this industry works because we ran the playbook. So we would rather tell you how the trick works than do it to you again.
What is in the pouch is on the pouch, in full. That is the pitch now.
Where things stand
What we are selling, and what we are not
- In stock
The Day Edition
An instant coffee blend in single sachets.
- Out of stock
The Night Edition
The decaffeinated version. Waitlist open.
- Out of stock
The Chocolate Mocha Edition
Chocolate mocha flavour. Waitlist open.
- Unavailable
The Day and Night Bundle
Not being sold at the moment. Waitlist open.